You Guys, Gandhi Has ADD and You Can Get It From Toilet Seats. (Episode 03 Premieres February 03 @ 10:30pm) It's true. And it could happen to you, and it would be sad. But it's happening to someone else. A cartoon character, actually, and so instead it's *funny.* That's what they say, you know: Tragedy plus Happening to Someone Else equals Comedy. Actually, as it turns out, you can't get A.D.D. from toilet seats. You can get other acronyms that end with "D," though, so it still pays to be careful. In fact, we can’t really think of any reason to be all cavalier about toilet seats in the first place. So if you have cable in your powder room, and that's where you choose to experience the wonder and majesty of Clone High USA Episode 03, please be courteous to the next viewer, and lay down a couple of strips of Charmin for us. As always, America, we trust you to use your best judgement. Warm Regards, Clone High

	Tom Green to Appear Insane on Clone High USA (Episode 03 Premieres February 03 @ 10:30pm) Tom Green flaps his arms and claims to be an albatross on Clone High's next new episode, "A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder." He also claims to be a national spokesman for A.D.D. and its hyperactive cousin, A.D.H.D. Then he invites Abe to take a dump on his parent's bed and jumps out a window. This is a classy show, you guys. To hear outtakes from Tom's recording session, and lament our twenty-two minute running time, click here. Warm Regards, Clone High