You Guys, Gandhi Has ADD and You Can Get It From Toilet Seats. (Episode 03 Premieres February 03 @ 10:30pm) It's true. And it could happen to you, and it would be sad. But it's happening to someone else. A cartoon character, actually, and so instead it's *funny.* That's what they say, you know: Tragedy plus Happening to Someone Else equals Comedy. Actually, as it turns out, you can't get A.D.D. from toilet seats. You can get other acronyms that end with "D," though, so it still pays to be careful. In fact, we can’t really think of any reason to be all cavalier about toilet seats in the first place. So if you have cable in your powder room, and that's where you choose to experience the wonder and majesty of Clone High USA Episode 03, please be courteous to the next viewer, and lay down a couple of strips of Charmin for us. As always, America, we trust you to use your best judgement. Warm Regards, Clone High

	Marilyn Manson is a Licensed Doctor and Other Revelations From "Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo" Do you like Nutrition? Do you feel like MTV's viewers are undereducated about the Food Pyramid? Well you're in good company, because so does Dr. Marilyn Manson, a licensed nutrition specialist who has a secondary career as a little-known shock rocker. "Oh that? That's just something I do when I'm not teaching kids the value of good nutrition," said Manson. Dr. Manson agreed to record his part in Episode Two of Clone High USA (premiering January 27 at 10:30 pm on MTV) when he realized how serious the producers were about disseminating accurate information about the USDA Food Pyramid. Explains Manson, "they did a lot of research and incorporate several little-known personal truths about me into the show, such as my passion for good eating habits, and my ability to breathe fire. That pretty much sealed the deal." The shows producers, for their part, couldn't have been happier: "Manson is the funniest, most intelligent, most down-to-earth doctor-slash-rockstar we've ever had the pleasure to work with." To hear a recent lecture by Dr. Manson, please click here.