STUDENT PROFILE: GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER
By Cleopatra, Campus Life Editor

Hey again!! Cleo here, back with another Student Profile!!! This week, I thought we’d take a look at one of Clone High’s most unique and unusual students, George Washington Carver!!! (more)

GANDHI’S MOVIE REVIEWS
By Gandhi, Miami Herald

Waaaaazzzup! G-Shock here with my sweet movie review column! I know a lot of you were blown away with my other articles I wrote this year -- all ya’lls emails you sent were hilarious saying how I was crazy and out of touch! You’re right! I’m mad off da hook! This time around, I decided to review films from the Clone High film fest. So here we go, yo! Let’s get this party started right and/or quickly! (more)

CLONE HIGH HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS UPDATE: CROSS COUNTRY
By Jane Austen, Beat Reporter

The Clone High Fightin’ Helixes had a strong showing in Cross Country last week as they defeated the Cross-town Rivals for the first time in school history. (more)

POETRY CORNER
“emotion(s)” by abraham lincoln

EXPRESSING YOUR EMOTIONS IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, AS LONG AS IT’S NOT IN POEM FORM, WHICH MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
by Mr. Sheepman

As high school students, you all know that your sinewy little bodies are riddled with emotions. You can often feel those emotions in the tears in your eyes, the anger in your heart, or the fire down below. (more)